Since I’m vice president of my school’s book club, I reccomended to the president that the club reads The Fault in Our Stars, so he said he’d read it and see if we could read it as a club.
He just texted me, and I quote, “HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME THIS BOOK AND TELL ME IT’S HAPPY. YOU LYING SKANK, I WILL NEVER TRUST YOU AGAIN.
But yes, the club will be reading The Fault in Our Stars. And they can suffer just like I did.”